Sammy is concerned, here's what he's thinking:
" I am being neglected by my owner, Sandy. I require more attention than I am getting. I give her unconditional love but she doesn't reciprocate. She's too busy solving Iceland's woes,... that takes up the bulk of her time and what's left over is devoted to cleaning....even her yoga is suffering! I am resentful and bitter. Sure, she feeds me, she feeds me real gourmet cat food, but I need more, and if she doesn't get with it pretty soon I won't have any more unconditional love for her and she's going to have to find it somewhere else!"
" I am being neglected by my owner, Sandy. I require more attention than I am getting. I give her unconditional love but she doesn't reciprocate. She's too busy solving Iceland's woes,... that takes up the bulk of her time and what's left over is devoted to cleaning....even her yoga is suffering! I am resentful and bitter. Sure, she feeds me, she feeds me real gourmet cat food, but I need more, and if she doesn't get with it pretty soon I won't have any more unconditional love for her and she's going to have to find it somewhere else!"
3 comments:
Hmmm ... tell you what kitty, why don't you cough up a hairball in Sandy's bed. That ought to get her attention!
Best,
Marty
All cats are resentful and bitter... 30 seconds after the time they expect to be fed.
an adorable kiki (what I call all cats it seems)
emikk, the colored GS is the most current entry, with the guy who looks like a monkey
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